I am so sick of these “”“”“news”“”“” sites on my Facebook feed
Shit like “conservativetribune.com” “theUSpatriot.com” what’s next “OldWhiteGuysWithZeroSources.net”????
but seriously perfect romantical date idea let’s go to a planetarium baked as hell and talk about weirdly deep shit and then snort laugh like idiots every time anyone says uranus because we’re not adults and then go to a bonfire with a group of friend but we’ll switch sweatshirts so everyone knows even though we aren’t attached at the hip we came together and probably will be kissing on the face later
Why Did You Capitalize The Word ‘Cabbage’ But Not The Word ‘France’ : an adventure in reading fanfiction
coming soon, the thrilling sequel: ‘You’ve Gone Through Three Different Tenses In The Space Of One Paragraph And I Think You Just Invented A Whole New One All Of Your Own’
and the long anticipated conclusion to the trilogy: ‘I Have No Idea Who Is Supposed To Be Speaking Right Now’
stephen got me the hyperbole and a half book!!! lkdjflskjfa